My name is Keith and there is a slight flaw in my character.
I have an uncany ability to fall for entirely the wrong woman. Either she'll be too young, or not interested, or already dating someone else. The problem is, none of these things seems to deter my interest. Knowing that I have this problem, you'd think that I'd be able to avoid it
I guess I just have an issue with forbidden fruit... it looks so damn tasty!
I would have done great in the garden of eden.