Next time you're in prison, you might want to remember this strategy for getting out.
Send a fax asking the prison to release you.
I love that it was full of spelling errors and had no letterhead. Remind me to go on my next crime spree in Kentucky - sounds like law enforcement there is full of the best and brightest.
The only thing that would have made it better would have been if the perp had used the prison fax to send the request.