Who's to blame for the five day work week? Who decided that we should spend 71% of our lives working? Why not work two days then get five days off? Sure, sure...lost productivity, the economy would grind to a halt.
What has the economy ever done for you lately?
I'm going to make it my mission today to scour the internet until I find out who is to blame for the modern work week.
Come on internet! Prove you're good for something other than porn.