My lunch fortune cookie today: 'You deserve respect and will eventually get it.'
Now there's a fortune laced with futility if I've ever heard one. I might be waiting in the old folks home, but eventually I'll get that R.E.S.P.E.C.T.!
I should be quiet, though. Never badmouth the cookie.
2 comments:
If it makes you feel better the last fortune cookie I got didn't even have a fortune in it .... not sure what the universe is trying to tell me but I don't think it can be good
Good idea. Never badmouth the Cookie, especially not the one who could've had a superpowered frog named The Ribbiter.
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